“What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?” This was the question posed to Steve Martin’s character C.D. Bales in the 1987 movie Roxanne. In a modern take of Edmond Rostand’s 1897 verse play Cyrano de Bergerac, the movie centers around C.D.’s attempt to win the love of a woman while navigating life with his unusually large nose. When C.D. wonders what the point of the question is, his god sister responds, “The point is that sometimes the answer is so obvious, you don’t even realize it. It’s as plain as the nose on your face.” By the way, the answer to the question is so obvious: a chair, a bed, and a toothbrush. At the Gartner Security and Risk Summit in Washington, D.C., held earlier this week, I heard a recurring theme across the various sessions I attended. The theme was around the fact that the discipline of patching isn’t where it needs to be. As we witnessed with the recent WannaCry ransomware attack, which utilized vulnerabilities that were disclosed by The Sha...